MACBETH: do you think I would make a good king
LADY MACBETH skateboards across the hall
LADY MACBETH: king of jerking off maybe

spring2000:

teacher: why don’t you share a bit about yourself to the rest of the class
me: *puts one hand on hip* umm i’m a model

(via pornstarwars)



brownglucose:

geekscoutcookies:

paris666hilton:

THIS IS ART

THIS IS ME. THIS IS ME. OH MY GOD

LMAO

(via rankohata)


kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

(via secretlyanipple)



Pick apart
The pieces of your heart
And let me peer inside
Let me in
Where only your thoughts have been
Let me occupy your mind
As you do mine

(via sherlockislikeadrug)


ierwho:

photoset of gerard with blue hair, requested by fatherway ︎❤︎

(via frickgerard)


dulect:

have you even seen clothes that look good and then you try them on and it’s like no

(via bastille)


aquariantides:

adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to

(via telapathetic)